internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via unescapable)


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every time you hurt me I apologized because I felt guilty for making you feel bad

-(via wazqucci)

(Source: withoutexistance, via b0ny--knees)


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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via kony2012vevo)


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